I’m not a person that will tell you it’s cute.. I will tell you straight up you look like a fool.
I’m not a person that will tell you what you want to hear.. I will always tell you the truth even if it is a hard pill for you to swallow my dear…
If you’re looking for an easy answer then don’t ask me..
If you’re looking for someone to be down in the dumps.. I could never follow I don’t do depressions and slumps that place don’t fit me.
But if you need a friend that can lift your inner spirits then call me right away..
I will be there in twenty minutes with a bottle of arbor mist and some male strippers to take your trouble thoughts away..
If you think he’s cheating on you and we both know that he is..
As your friend I help you set up dates to go out on with all his good looking friends.
So yes! I’m that person, that will tell you what I can and can’t do..
So as long as were friends… You my friend will never be confused…
And YES! if you ever get beside yourself and think your better than me..
I will kick your ass to the waste side were a no good friend should be…
Those are just a few simple things that are simply about me…